An Intergalactic Burlesque Adventure
THE ASSTRA CUT - EXTENDED VERSION
Wednesday, May 12th 2021
Livestream - 7pm CDT
(Pre-show begins 6:30pm)
General Admission - $10
Rent the Show Om-Demand (5/4 - 5/12)* - $10
NOTE: All patrons who held tickets for the 4/29 livestream will receive complimentary admission. Show link will be automatically sent to everyone.
* Rentals can only be purchased until 5/12 at midnight, but the link//password for the rental viewing will be active f o r e v e r - so be sure to secure your access to the show before 5/12!
*** Tipping is highly encouraged during this event! ***
Each performer's tipping information will be displayed for viewers during the show.
All general tips sent to @CrescentMoonNerdlesque on Venmo will be split equally among the cast.
The year is 2999.
Planet Earth has been in an intergalactic quarantine due to a highly contagious & mysterious virus - but good news, everyone! The cure has finally been discovered and administered to all of Earth's inhabitants.
After being cooped up in their homes and stuck on the planet, everyone has been a little STIR CRAZY and are ready to break free to explore new horizons again, which means
TIME FOR A SPACE VACATION!
Hop on our Galactic Thrust Master starship for a whimsical guided tour across the galaxy through time, space -and fandoms- to explore all things intergalactic and science-fiction!
This production is co-produced in partnership with The (Beat) Theatre Collective.
Check them out here!
IMPORTANT SHOW UPDATE:
After technical difficulties with our original 4/29 livestream show, we have decided to postpone video rental until Tuesday May 4th at 7:00pm CT.
Rentals can only be purchased until 5/12 at midnight, but the link//password for the rental viewing will be active f o r e v e r - so be sure to secure your access to the show before 5/12!
We are also releasing an extended version of the livestream show (AKA "The Asstra Cut") for a 2nd livestream date on Wednesday, May 12th at 7:00pm CT.
All patrons from the original 4/29 livestream date will receive a complimentary link to the video rental, as well as complimentary admission to view the 2nd livestream of the extended version.
Thank you for your empathy and patience, we cannot wait to show this incredible adventure in it's true form to you all!
FEATURING PERFORMANCES FROM:
Renaissance Noir as The Lost Doctor from Doctor Who
Lady Ve'Lush as Leeloo from The Fifth Element
Lil Cotton Flower as Guinan from Star Trek: The Next Generation
Betty Brash as Leela from Futurama
Mone't Ha-Sidi as Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader from Star Wars
Harlie HoneyPot as Princess Aura from Flash Gordon
Anna Nymph as Kaylee from Firefly
Allie Dente as Malakili, The Rancor Trainer from Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
Poppy Seed as Ellen Ripley from Alien
Special performances by the Crescent Moons!
... and Foxie la Fleur as your Galactic Tour Guide Bimbo™️ Asstra
MEET THE CMN PRODUCTION TEAM:
MEET THE (BEAT) THEATRE COLLECTIVE:
Co-Producers: Foxie la Fleur, Minnie Barre, Natividad Salgado (Naughty Nati)
Tech Director: Joe Dolmon
Marketing Lead: Ben F. Silverio
Casting Director: Harlie HoneyPot
Box Office Manager: Mags Magenta
Copywriter: Andrea Berting
Production Assistants: Seraphina Violet Cueller,
Lottie a la West
Choreography: Ruby Claret
Executive Director: Natividad Salgado
Director of Marketing & Development: Tara Bouldrey
Managing Director: Linnae Caurdy
Production Manager: Kimberly Thompson
- Captain Sponsors -
Erin Rose Design
The (Beat) Theatre Collective